Electro, gothic, noise, darkwave from the Side-Line
The only way to properly converse with someone is to talk in stunted industrial music engli-german.
You have heart beating, I see, eyes flash! We cook, you dress, I have no apathetic. You talk and I have listen, awkward goes like a nail.
Or present her with a throbbing gristle shrine whilst wearing a nurse costume made out of a dead horse to show that you know about deep feelings and the mystery that a woman has.
Ornox
offlineCowardly Dog
Go to the deepest cave within the northern forest, summon a granite wolf by drawing runes with a deer's blood, slay the granite wolf with the amulet, siphon the venom from his fangs with a satchel made from the hide of an honest calf, sneak into her room when she rests and on the devils hour lather her face with a mixture of one part venom and two parts wild honey.
If she lives
it was meant to be,
if she dies
a fool is she.
raedarius
offlineMember
Play Nasenbluten records at her.
Cult of the Bleeding Toe
offlineAlways Confused
Guys you have so many great suggestions. Many are conflicting though..what's the best way?
"If she lives
it was meant to be,
if she dies
a fool is she. "
Lol'd. awesome.
c-scan
offlineMember
Although a cock to the leg may receive some form of acknowledgement, I'd go for the tried and true method :-
Give her a Kinder Surprise.
Sorry, when it comes to romance I'm Old-School.
Although djtekslave's "Kill a spider for her" is RomanceAwesome on an entirely new level.
raedarius
offlineMember
Every time she comes into the room, record the silence. Once you have enough material, release it on the Touch label, or create an art installation based around it. When critics interview you about it, tell them what the inspiration was. Leave a copy of the article they write lying around for her to read.
Cult of the Bleeding Toe
offlineAlways Confused
had a dream I was living in a modern apartment in a city with lots of glass. It was messy and I was living with some people. When I realised the zombie apocalypse was happening i was moving very slowly in my flat, o not attract attention and collect my gear. we didn't have a lot of food, probably because the people were guests?
anyway some people came up to me and I throttled them incase they were zombies, but they wenr't.
A girl like the one in my house came up to me, and I thought she was a zombie. she sounded evil. then we hooked up. then we fought zombies on the streets as we left the city.
"Every time she comes into the room, record the silence. Once you have enough material, release it on the Touch label, or create an art installation based around it. When critics interview you about it, tell them what the inspiration was. Leave a copy of the article they write lying around for her to read."
farkin this!! i'm actually going to do this.
soillodge
offlineTech Moderator
Directed by M.Night Shyamalan
designfemme
offlineMember
Starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.
soillodge
offlineTech Moderator
raedarius wins the thread though. Brilliant idea and execution. At first I was like...
And then I LOLed!
`michael
you definitely need some of these
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3kp2jd27ylI/R5E-DZAmo6I/AAAAAAAAAGo/wEZ_e0ryoto/s400/TEMP+1.jpg
campee
offlineMember
I'm the same way with my roommate, I rarely say hello to him and we just kind of go about our own business. He's a really boring guy (he's really Christian, a sports nut, and works as an accountant) and I have just never enjoyed talking to him. He's a good roommate though, so I can live with him just fine.. I'm just not too interested in talking to him. Not saying that applies here, but there's some insight from the other side of the situation :)
Ornox
offlineCowardly Dog
are campee and cult room mates but don't realise it?
Cult of the Bleeding Toe
offlineAlways Confused
-x3
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