It's 2012, and if you're like me there's probably a lot of shit out there you just absolutely detest. I don't think I've ever been so damn annoyed by so many things in popular culture.
- dubstep. Worst embarrassing trend of the modern period.
- Modern language being truncated. American society is soon going to devolve completely into a series of text short hand and memes
- reality/celeb shows. Am I dreaming? Is this stuff really that popular?
- loud noisy michael bay styled CGI movies. This is what's killing movies
- Wii this, android app this, Apple that. Put down the technology and read a book or have a picnic in a park. Unplug, just for a few minutes. Play real frisbee, not Wii virtual Frisbee for a second.
- endless remakes/sequels/reboots/reboots/reimaginings in movies.
- Political sides. Obama, Romney...they're both war loving stooges in the pocket of wall street. Yet liberals and conservatives are going to waste the next ten months arguing who is better?
- "Retro"/geek/spoof/intentionally faded t-shirts. Yes I know, "cake is a lie",
"Mario gives mustache rides", "You just lost the game", "Gir Loves Tacos".
- Autotune and anything resembling it in pop music, rap, etc. I'm glad hip hop is no longer glamorizing pimps and guns, but autotuned clownish party rap and disposable female pop music isn't much better.
- Angry Birds. Seriously, wtf is that? I can't walk anywhere without seeing advertisements, merchandise or people playing it.
- Emo/Scene/Crunkcore/Mall Screamo: It's twenty fucking twelve, and this "music" and style still exists? Are the executives at that soon to be chapter 14 Hot Topic still keeping a breathing tube in this 2007 myspace turdball? Hey hats off to Black Veil Brides, Bring Me The Horizon, Asking Alexandria...is there any non asymetrical hair cutted tweens actually into this stuff?
- Internet memes and macroimage replies. These were cute in 2001...even 2004 they still had some charm. Now it's about as edgy as showing a boob in a movie.
- My Little Pony: Princess Is Magic(both the cartoon and internet meme)
- How most cable cartoons are now these cheap flash ADHD shows, with randomness for random sake.
- Expressions like "...REALLY?" This is on par with late 90's lingo like "hella sick", "my peeps", "who let the dogs out", and "don't go there"
- Modern video games. Is everything now war propaganda, sports and generic apocalyptic 3rd person sandbox games? I constantly refer to Gamestop as "Bro'stop". It's all bro games. Congratulations video game industry.
- Modern toys. Action figures are now these dinky ultra cheap things, yet cost on average $12 bucks. A far cry from the glorious 90's action figure period
- Boring NPR snoozefest "indie rock". Yeah I'm looking at you Bon Iver, Kings of Leon, Black Keys, Fleet Foxes, and the rest of the hipster versions of Nickelback
- Big Nanny Laws. I don't think it's the government to say what lightbulbs can be banned, what happy meals people can have, or treating the public like gulag prisoners at the nation's airports.
- Urban Outfitters, American Apparel and all these other bland clothing stores. Fashion today is almost as embarrassing as early 1990's clothing from the midwest. 400% markup on clothes intentionally made to look like they came from a thrift store. Nice.
- Oh and finally...goggles, ventilator masks, fuzzy neon leg warmers, green biohazard logos and stupid shit in the hair and whatever else goes with the "Aggrotech/Terror EBM" joke of a scene. Congrats cybergoth kids, you put the nail in the coffin for "EBM" and what was left of the industrial scene. That look always was an embarrassment, and for whatever reason it's probably the only thing left in "the scene" for all its worth.
I'd say the apocalypse couldn't come soon enough