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Started 1 year ago by Sheva
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Sheva

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The new Kirlian Camera single out on 1st Jan is called:

'Winged Child Sitting on a Bench Watching Obscure Clouds Get Closer While People are Looking for a Shelter'

Any other suggestions?

Posted 1 year ago #
panzerschreck

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Everything Goes Cold - I've Sold Your Organs On The Black Market To Finance The Purchase Of A Used Minivan (I Don't Want Those Organs If There's Cancer In Them Mix)

from the Electronic Saviors disc set

Posted 1 year ago #
CyMonk

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i think the longest i know of and i have actually listened to:

Demilich - The Planet That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity And Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired…)

cy

Posted 1 year ago #
divider

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"It Could Definitely At Least Be Argued That The Whole Video Game Thing Is Getting Kind Of Old" - Gothsicles

Posted 1 year ago #
Siglo

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"Existential Despair, Metaphysical Distress, Ontological Ungludation And Cosmic Meltdown"

Although not a song title, it is the name of a classic release by Poesie Noire..............

Posted 1 year ago #
The Black Oil

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I Feel Ready To Perpetrate Wanton, Heinous Acts Of Rape And Murder Upon Happy Lovers And The Population At Large...Because I See What They Have, And I Covet It
- Navicon Torture Technologies

Posted 1 year ago #
Brapley

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Test Dept. has a track titled "Long Live British Democracy Which Flourishes And Is Constantly Perfected Under The Immaculate Guidance Of The Great, Honourable, Generous And Correct Margaret Hilda Thatcher. She Is The Blue Sky In The Hearts Of All Nations. Our People Pay Homage And Bow In Deep Respect And Gratitude To Her. The Milk Of Human Kindness."

They win.

Posted 1 year ago #
soillodge

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"The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation." By Rednex

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Posted 1 year ago #
The Other Sumez

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Rednex!

Posted 1 year ago #
SinDelleMorte

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Dude, what the fuck?? Most song titles of our shit are one word. MAYBE a short phrase. And I thought Cradle of Filth song titles were too long. These titles are just ridiculous.

@Michael: So basically, Ray Mingus: a drunk lumberjack trying to get laid. Totally goofy. I guess an attempt to make it sound intelligent? LOL. I remember Rednex, so maybe so.

@TBO: Was that a David Berkowitz ode? LOL.

Posted 1 year ago #
T.W.A.T.

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"Det skulle vara lätt för mig att säga att jag inte hittar hem, men det gör jag, tror jag" by the band Bob Hund is a quite nice song-title! :D

means:

"It would be easy for me to say that I can't find my way home, but i can, i think"

Posted 1 year ago #
djtekslave

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That Rednex person is copying Kenji Siratori...

Posted 1 year ago #
wormsoftheearth

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pretty much every Bal Sagoth title...

"And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown"

"In the Raven-Haunted Forests of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign and the Hues of Sunlight Never Dance"

"The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed At the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire: Part II)"

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Psykick Vampyr

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"Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You're Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I Wasn't Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn't Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years I DON'T Like Surprises!!" by Christine Lavin

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soillodge

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@Pierre-actually most sci-fi writers go on like that. Asimov is another example. It is a literary technique they teach you in writing classes, some people just take it too far..lol

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Posted 1 year ago #
snarf

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This isn't the longest but it's still pretty lengthy

"Women Should Not Drink Alcohol - He Pissed in a Trash Can in Noisex's Dressing Room"

Posted 1 year ago #
SinDelleMorte

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@michael: Agreed. Many writers PERIOD go on like that. It's an effort to get those 60,000 words. LOL. I prefer writers who call a spade a spade, not a darkly-colored graphic representation often depicted on decks of playing cards.

Pseudo-intellectualism is just stupid. ;0P

Posted 1 year ago #
CyMonk

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>Pseudo-intellectualism is just stupid. ;0P

but it's not as annoying as people who tend to comment fucking everything whether they have something worthwhile to contribute or not.

cy

Posted 1 year ago #
klondike

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Pink Floyd song, but I'm to lazy to write it all down.

Posted 1 year ago #
SinDelleMorte

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@Cymonk: Gee, I'm sorry. Out of the 50,000 threads on here, my commenting on this one and The Walking Dead one is too much for you?

Someone takes the internet WAY too seriously. I'll try to contribute more worthy comments. After all, a thread like "Longest song titles ever" is SUCH serious business. ;0)

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