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  • Started 10 months ago by Cult of the Bleeding Toe
  • Latest reply from distortedmemory

  1. Cult of the Bleeding Toe

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    I am ashamed of you for liking cunt music like hipster ebm. Bands like White Car, Tense and Gatekeeper are a cheap, art school mockery of industrial music. I mean, look at these fags: http://cdn.alteredzones.com/post_art/GatekeeperBanner.jpg

    It makes me sick.

    And you like some of these new shit Witch House bands that are just... well just look at the genre name! Pathetic.

    You are lost in hipsterism Soillodge. You didn't even have Wumpscut in your best of 2011 list. Please, turn back now.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  2. dodd

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    TACOS!

    I loled pretty damn hard.

    COBT schooling Soillodge on industrial music.

    Only at Side-Line forum.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  3. The Black Oil

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    I dunno, though, that Gatekeeper pic is pretty terrible.

    I especially love the giant Dune book in prominent display. (These guys are like, so KNOWLEDGEABLE!!!)

    If I grow a beard, stand in front of a synth rack, stare sullenly, and make sure a giant copy of Ender's Game is showing on the shelf next to me, I'll be the Prince of Williamsburg!

    Posted 10 months ago #
  4. TreMisanthrope

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    I have a crucified bunny next to my Lady Gaga poster. What am I?

    Posted 10 months ago #
  5. silikonanswer

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    Yes, the Gatekeeper pic is worse than a picture of some trolls dressed in black covered in blood.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  6. I looked up all of those bands and enjoyed the hell out of it. Thanks, COBT! I want to know where they got their cheap art school visuals.

    Like Dario Argento doing Beastmaster,

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    I even added Gatekeeper on facebook and I DONT have Wumpscut on there, uh oh!

    Posted 10 months ago #
  7. djkrat

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    Seems like White car has a good chuck of Clock DVA records in their collection.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  8. Hahahahahahaha. He called you out, Michael. Hahahahaa.

    Cult, what the hell are you doing? LOL.

    This is too funny.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  9. CyMonk

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    I have a crucified bunny next to my Lady Gaga poster. What am I?

    10 years old?

    Posted 10 months ago #
  10. djtekslave

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    Just like all new genres, there is always someone who's gonna say it's not ''industrial pure'' enough.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  11. Negative

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    It's not industrial pure enough.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  12. crispy

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    That White Car song sounds like "Everyday is Halloween"

    there's a subgenre of music called Witch House? You really do learn something new every day.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  13. xN242

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    OMG!! This stuff is the hardest shit I have ever listened to!!! listen to those pounding beats and scraping circular saws!!! lol

    Posted 10 months ago #
  14. @cult- good one man :D

    Industrial music is supposed to be cheap art school mockery. Not oppressed preset club music. My respect for Gatekeeper skyrocketed with that press photo. Vintage synths and vintage sci-fi. Simple light bar FX, no silly photoshopped skulls on their faces or useless zippers and/or spikes on their clothing. I would love to chill with these guys at some dive coffee shop and discuss the various political agendas of the Butlerian Jihad.

    `michael

    Posted 10 months ago #
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  17. Dead Soul

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    Gatekeeper is interesting, I'll need to hear more to make a decision.

    I really like the White Car stuff. I went to a website that said they were part of a industrial "no-wave" revival. Which begs the question, there has been a fucking no wave revival?

    If //tense// and White Car are part of a "hipster ebm" movement,then give me more hipster beats please.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  18. Cult of the Bleeding Toe

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    haha epic thread. I actually didn't post this thread.

    You may knotice that it's not my writing style. I think Dodd or someone hacked my account to destroy me reputation.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  19. Aye matey! Tis a likely storey!

    `michael

    Posted 10 months ago #
  20. Cult of the Bleeding Toe

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    Haha well I swear on my mothers grave It wasn't me. My friend did it.

    anyway, you right about not wearing shitty goff clothes.

    Posted 10 months ago #

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