that explains it all... :)
35

^lol. I think, me, Sektor 451 and worms of the earth are the youngest.

25

...and living in the basement of you're parent's house.

27

^lol don't be afraid. Im not going to stalk you.

30.

29!

31.
Fo shizzle.

36,5

GUESS...

24

I guess you are 25.

I'm 12 but I often get mistaken for 13 1/2.

I just turned 30

and my guess for T4ctical is 26

manticle how old are you really?

I'm guessing 23-24 on T4ctical. He's GOT to be at least a little younger than myself! :P

just turned 35 on new year's eve.

About to turn 2.5...errr... 21

I suppose EBM Boy may be a misnomer, but if I make it EBM Man I sound like a Megaman boss reject... and what the fuck would my powers be as EBM Man!??!

36

i'm 22.

sorry cult, i'm 23...although still one of the youngest...fuck

<--28

39 In May

33. holla!

29.

EBMman has got the power of da bass

39 in februari.

37....oh wow. old.

39

I'll be 28 on Sunday.

I bet I'm the oldest girl...can I be "Side-Line Grandma"? :)

also 37, we will have to be the twin grannies

Seems the oldest is just about 39 so far. I find that often.. I think 84-88 were VERY good years for the creation of the die-hard EBM-Industrial-NewBeat-Synth-Electro fans :D

Maybe there was something in the water in the late 60's & early 70's??

Of course :-)

Damn, I'm older than all of you

6 and a half.

I'm from the future I have not been born yet.

I'll be 25 on Feb. 9th

31.

I'm 13 right now, but I'll be turning 14 in a couple of months....I'm kind of excited cause my allowance goes up a full DOLLAR!!! and I no longer have to cut the grass...

feels good to be big.

@epytoneC
Happy birthday!!

And I'm 25...

30.

30 1/2

Kiaora- Twin grannies! Why does that make me snicker???? :)

Well .... might not ( hope not ) seem it but i'm a bit of a baby at a fresh 22 :p

So basically this scene has got to put up with me AT LEAST for the next 20 years ! lol

34

29

...on the downhill slide of 39.
I know I'm not the oldest here, but certainly quite far from the middle of the bell-curve.

Holy shit, you people are old!

Seriously, I thought most of you were in their 20's or late teens.

I wonder if ANYONE in this scene is above 40? It seems to be the age limit.

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See I'd assume the exact opposite, I'd assume that most of the Side Line crowd would have been in their mid thirties.

Damn i'm one of the kids :S

24 in three months. ;)

Sumez

Ill turn 40 in late May & i'm not quitting. Electronic music is in my blood:)

Dom/Brain Leisure is 41 btw.

@ Sumez - your probably right dude - but i'm a leech ! LOL

30

Born on shichigatsu 2 showa 44.

29

26 pretty soon...

although i really only look half that old, sadly and seriously

Shit, i'm the oldest one here. You're making me feel old.

12 1/2

and boy golly do i love the internet ;D






lollmaoroflpancake

old enough to know better.





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iXtasis is 34 with a 47 year old vagina

24, joined here at age 18...

30

turned 26 last week

25

I'm X P 8.

<-- femogtyve

@ GIGA

it's funny...becasue it's true.

lmao! Whatever... I get hot, young cock. That's all I care about.

36 1/2

@ iXtasis

That's not what Giga told me.

he said that your vagina is like the batcave. With spider webs all over it :P

DoDD - Giga wishes he knew...

oh and haha eevil - laugh now with your limp, little cock. :D

@iXasis

Yeah I wish I knew you when you were in your 20's and didn't have the childrens. Plus I'm only into Jewish girls right now.

Me and Psychopomp have Jew Girl Fever right now

Good luck with your Jew girls.

look for me at your local philadelphia synagogues

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=synagogues+of+philadelphia&spell=1

http://www.bzbi.org/

This one looks promising.

38. Like a revolting cocks song.

yeah, but remember that ixtasis is a sexy vulcan, and vulcans don't age as fast as us humans. so a 47 year old vagina isn't really that old in vulcan years.

thank you for being chivalrous :) *stomps on yr coat*

Luckily my penis is not as limp as a 50 year old guy's ehehe

What's that all about young and green like grass? I prefer them with some kilometers any time.

ok it seems me an sektor are the youngest.. :(

Unless evvil was being serious.

@ heretic909

you must be out of vulcan mind???

Oh...I'm deadly serious...

I'm a god damned baby compared to everyone on here....

a god damned baby

The average age roughly seems to be about 30.

omg that baby looks like yr old friend David, lol

that reminds me...

remember my ex- friend Krissy? She does porn now. lol

http://www.sickreporter.com/2008/11/krissy-leigh-bound-and-ass-fucked/

pretty classy, eh?

http://www.sexandsubmission.com/site/shoot/5976-Krissy_Leigh.html?c=1

here are some more for you.. I know you always liked her ;)

26 and happy.

ex-friend WHY!?!

because she's a drug addicted whore with low self esteem and who can trust a friend like that?

what kind of drugs? meth?

Oh I have an ex-friend who doesn't do drugs, gets drunk on two beers and is generally a high self esteem whore who is fabulously looking and just 20 years old. What the hell :D

fabulous looking whatever bad grammar :D

@Malfunkt: With your vocabulary I tend to question your sexuality...

he's just emo. :'-(

what kind of drugs? meth?

nah, can't be. she'd be skinnier.

31

Did I write 26? I meant 62. I'm the oldest, I win. Some of you are going to go through your midlife crisis in a couple of years.

I'm femogtyve as well

My ID-card says 25 years of age. But i often feel like an old bitter and old man. Like 50-60 years of age. Angry at life because I didnt got that out of it, what i really wanted.

You have 5 years left to make something of yourself. After 30 it's all downhill.

old enough for age to be of no interest anymore, so that when anyone asks I have to work it out

errm

45

Nearly 29

I think I'm a joint oldest girlie with Missionary :o)

freakin A. I was paging through this hoping someone would be older than me. subvert47 is. ok that is one.

I turned 40 last year so that makes me 40 1/2. I don't look it...seriously.

The way I see it, if Kraftwerk can still write new music into their late 60s, I have another good 20 years left.

Judas Priest just released a new cd and they are 65'ish. Very metal.

More than 60 years old:



I feel very relaxed for the future :-)

28.

Sitting comfortably near the middle of Out Out's bell curve.

I too feel old & bitter because I didn't accomplish what I wanted to accomplish.

So, let's fix that by organizing a Side-Line All Stars Summer Tour.

looking at 37 in a month and that's why I get called the "industrial" grandpa of the chicago scene....luckily all of the booze I've consumed over the years makes me look 28

@ wastedyouth

Thanks!!

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27 with the face of a 22 year old ;)

we emos look young genDAV :D it's part of the package!

the question is, are you jailbait lover at heart, do you nurture them with love and affection?

i work for exploitedteens.com, so i don't think i should answer that :X

are you a cameraman?

(heheh just kidding)

37

I'm 38 but I sleep in an oxygen tank every nite so I'm realy 28.

22

Well if we are going to add how old we actually look, people always seem to think Im 18! Looking younger is definitely not all its made out to be >:(

@ Storm::Wave - yeah, I'd have to agree, it sucks muchly. Especially when it comes to chicks. Apparently I look like I've just turned 19 now!
Although getting asked if I'm a child's fare by bus drivers is always welcome ;)

nah i just maintain records and mae sure everyone is legal ;)

Are you a jailbait lawyer? I like your title. At any rate, are you getting to spank them?

a lawyer? I got more the impression he does a background check to verify their ages and makes sure they have an up-to-date STD test.

... what I want to know is, do you mix business with pleasure? Have you been in any of these films?

@iXtasis

exactly! shit, if i was a lawyer i'd be too busy being rich to be on here lol

and yes, i've been in two movies, but just as the background guy who "leers". once by accident ha

Ha Ha-I'll tell you something very funny. This will show you how old I am. I went to the Dr for my annual physical like I do every January, and the nurse is asking me questions about my health, etc, etc, on and on, then she says "Do we need to test you for STD's"? I honestly didn't know how to answer her-I hate looking stupid but I had to ask What's that? I just about died when she told me. Back in my day they just simply called it VD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH.

SITDs

OOps! Sorry! Thanks for clearing that one up!!!!!!!!!

ha ha

dammit i need sektor 451 to verify his age. so me an rouge process are youngest....

and eevil if he/she is serious.

@ Rogue Process

Totally agree- at last sumone who sees it for what it is!

Im always getting told that its a good thing, but what it really means is that girls wont take you seriously because even though you have maturity they think you are still a fucking teenager! Then when you tell em how old you are they dont believe you!!

Then by the time you are 40 and you look say, 28, you are physically too old to be fucking around with the type of girls who find you attractive.

Older and distinuished is the way to go. Take it from one who knows, seemingly eternal youth is NOT a good thing.

1 in 4 side-liners have wumpscut.

@genDAV: you're the closest thing here to a porn star, wish you were more like Jenna Jameson though.

I'm sorry I lied.

I'm 15 and 6 days

lol @ not knowing who eevil is

XD

37

12

0x20 here... or 040 if you prefer.... #16#20,#8#40 if you like Ada more than C

@ shaved

12 and you're shaven? Isn't that a bit early?

23.0

an eon

"...old enough to know better, too young to give a sh*t"

24

@genDAV - I think it would be more fun to leer than participate anyway.

I'm Fred from K-BEREIT... 47 y.o.

23

24!

40

35

I'm 24. ^_^

I am not old. I am 24 years young. ^^

25

16

17 in a month...

27

I'll be 25 in June.