Remind me not to invite you to any of my cookouts.

.....That's...um...nice to know.



Speaking of shits, I hate the watery type >.<\

Makes my asshole burn :(

very descriptive PsychoPompDK. I'm hungry now, time for breakfast.

@ maschinetheist

if you're ever in Toronto, go to Sneaky Dee's and have their suicide wings, preferably with a pitcher of Millennium Buzz Beer (a hemp-based red lager you wont find for sale in the United States).

You shall learn a new meaning of pain the next morning!

@ defaultet

it's all about the 'runny eggs', then have a beer after.

@PsychopompDK;

Thanks for the tip, I'll do so next time I'm in Canadia.


I remember eating some jalapeno sauce few weeks ago, I had nasty-ass farts up until last week. Been farting for like 2-3 weeks, nonstop :D

I'll try to get the name of that sauce, twas some good shit :D

poopreport

More gruesome stories here... Beware some are very graphic and some don't always reach the porcelain in time lol...

Nothing like having hangover thingeymadingeys on tour in eastern Germany and doing gas station stops there. I dont know what the toilet papers there are made of but I am sure I could use it for sanding wood!! :))

LOL at the google adds on top

@iMoonitor
Do they have the same ''hole in floor'' bathroom type as on French highways ? it makes the whole experience even more interesting.

worst for me was a Saturday night in Tijuana, Mexico. The next morning I woke up went to the scuttlebutt and drank at least a gallon of water in about 1 minute. The mixture of vodka, beer, jagermeister, tequila, various fuels, and the Mexican street vendor food were not merciful on me.

I don't think I left the shitter all day!

^^I hear the barbecued iguana there will really repeat on ya.

@DJTeKslave: Nah, real toilets, but looking like no ones cleaned em in like 20 years or so, smelled like it to. But the paper, the paper...suffering man. It's grey, feels like package wrapping paper and well, I dont think it's meant for what it is used for lol...mmm.tour memories.

Hole in the floor I have seen though, forgot what country that was. Could not belive my eyes. I hole in the floor, and a foot area, to ensure you place your feet correctly in order to minimize spillage I assume. I shit you not, I dont care if my body would explode on the inside, I would not be using that shit!!

speaking of, what on earth is it with the bathrooms in clubs in the states, and not having doors to have some privacy??? I've been in there basically staring into the club, and more so, a bit worried about the fact the club can stare back...fuck, thats um, wrong man.
In this club in Miami, we [IOC] had to come up with a temporarly solution using a garabge bag and some duck tape to sort of set up a plastic door kind of solution lol, wow.

I noticed the lack of doors in the US too. Thankfully Canada is still respectfull of shamefull shitters.

I can understand it may be to prevent drug usage or sex but should we all be penalized because someone's getting high ?

a least you didn't poop out a condom.......thats no way to wake up.

@iMoonitor
Sounds like the old Kitchen Club in Miami...

this stuff goes well with my new Fecal themed Nurgle Chaos Marine army im working on :D

Hahaha, yeah I saw one of those hole in the floor type thins in a public restroom in Europe. You basically have to position your legs in a weird way and there is a hole in the ground.

It's something similar to this:




I would not want to clean up the mess that doesn't go in though >.<

The toilets we had in school were of this type... Needless to say you learn how to use you sphinters very early with these.

Man, I just don't want to even imagine using one of those in the early morning hungover trying to aim while the burning poo shits are trying to squirt out my asshole.


If I absolutely had to though, I could handle it. I'd treat that the same way we North Americans use our public washrooms over here. You take the 'drive-by shooting' approach.

Only get as close to the target as considered absolutely necessary, then spray your 'weapon' forcefully unloading everything you got in one go, and then get the flying-fuck outta there with as little witnesses as possible.

Thank god for Thomas Crapper;
T. Crapper

hahaha *anything* from Sneaky Dee's will make you shit your face off...

Is it just me or does one's hangover lessen after having pooped?

just you ACB:-)

Dumping your hangover poo is so relieving.

@ ACB--

"Dumping your hangover poo is so relieving."

Mere words can't express how happy I am to hear those words.

"Dumping your hangover poo is so relieving."

Sounds like a Funker Vogt lyric.

Anyway, the worst part...and I mean, WORST PART...of the storied hangover poo is the cold sweats and dizzying nausea up to and accompanying the release. This is what I call the "Chivas Fits".

you guys are giving me great ideas for my chaos-marines haha..

think ill use dizzying nausea as one of the obliterators weapons lawls.

I am happy that you are happy for me Dark Meat.

@Chris C'Tan: Chaos Marines, eh? I think Horus would be proud.

How about the "Khorne-sh*ts" heavy bolter round? Pierces Imperial Rhino armor and sprays runny poo and undigested corn kernels.

I remember waking up after a nice sleep (Seb and I had gone out to a club the night before) and heard Seb in the bathroom, just moaning and saying: "Hun! Oh God! Hun...help...*more moaning*.....Oh god!...."
Seriously.
I LOL'ed at him.