yo mama's so unattractive, that when she drops something and bends over to pick it up in public, men assist her only out of pure altruism, or in the hopes that another, more attractive woman is watching.

Yo' Mama's So Stupid ...
I told her drinks were on the house ... and she went and got a ladder!

LOL @ sang.real,

yo mama's so ugly, she went on a haunted house ride @ the carnival and when she got off the operator handed her a job application form.

yo mama's like beu cheese dressing:

i hate her.

yo mama so stupid, she spent an hour staring at an orange juice box because it said "Concentrate"

yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide off the basement window

yo mama so hairy bigfoot is jealous

yo mama so old she DJ'd at the boston tea party

yo mama so ugly, she yelled "Rape" at her burglars and they yelled "NO"

yo mama so fat da last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

your mom's so fat, when she goes to take a bath first she fills up the tub and THEN she turns on the water.

Ohhhh Ohhhh, bum rush da show..

lol, good one Necro

yo mama so fat she broke her arm and gravy spilled out

If you only got half of your mama's dna, I don't even have to look at her to know how fat, ugly, and stupid she is.

yo mama so fat when she back up you start hearin caution beeps.

-Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
-Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone....
-Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions....
-Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through....
*and*
-Yo mama...is so fat...she has to use a mattress as a tampon.

Your Mother

Whoa, some of these was a really good laugh!! thanx!

yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house...

Yo mama is so fat there are people immigrating to her head, claiming they found new land ;)

yo mama so fat she can't reach her stinky ass

yo mama so big the horse on her polo shirt is real

yo mama so ugly i need to put 2 bags over her head in case 1 falls out

yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals

Yo mama is the only person who from Earth can be seen walking on the Moon.

Yo mama is so fat she can be located on radar

Yo mama is so fat, analog synth freaks tried to hardwire her to a mixer.



hmm..k

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mamas so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X shirt a helicopter tried to land on her.

Rivetmike

Yo, let's get off the subject of mama's.....cuz I just got off of yours!


OH SNAP!

Yo mamas so fat she burns her ass on the ceiling light when shagging your dad

Hmmm...can't say I've seen a thread like this before...

Yo mama's so ugly the plastic surgeon put the breast implants on her back coz he didn't know she was lying face down.

These are hilarious... thanks for the laughs :D

Yo mamas so fat, I rolled twice after sex, and I still was on the bitch!

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

OMFG PsychopompDK i LOVE you for starting this thread! YAY.

k MUST PLAY!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

hehehe MORRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!

*giggle*


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!



Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

@ DJApoclypseMeow,

that last one is a classic.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.


lololol ok ok i am done!

:P

@ psychopompDK

y0 mama jokes are my weakness! :) seriously...brilliant thread! lol well done. ;-)

Yo mamas so fat that her ass has it's own postal code

Yo mammas so fat that When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Yo mammas so fat Her belt size is "Equator

Yo mammas so fat that Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
And When her beeper goes off people think it's cause she's backin up.

yo mama so fat, it takes her 2 trips to haul ass

yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out

yo mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so nasty, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents

yo mama's so fat that despite her previously described lack of mental capacity, even SHE has the good sense not to wear that latex catsuit out to the goth club.

NIce yo mama joke but mine is better
Yo momma is soo fat she sat at the gulf of mexico and fart that what cause hurricane katrina
Yo mama soo stupid She brought a spoon to the superbowl
Yo mama soo stupid she try to drown a fish
Yo mama soo stupide she Trip over a wireless phone cord
Yo mama ass is soo hairy She have an Assfro (afro) on her ass
Yo mama iss soo ugly She went to an ugly contest and the say WHOA we got a professional!
Yo mama Is sooo poor she cant pay attention
Yo mama ass is soo hairy donkey kong pop out and say '' ONLY AMERCIA"
Yo mama is soo stupid she got hit by a parked car
I got more but if u want to listen to really good one contact me lil_vi3t_kid_93@hotmail.com or aznboi4life8862@yahoo.com haha

Yo momma's so fat & gangsta she rolls up on herself.
Yo momma"s so fat they make her sit in the middle of the aisle on an airplane.
Yo momma's so ugly i use her picture as mouse traps.
Yo momma's so stupid she saw a sign that said "Lots For Sale" and wondered why all she could see was an empty parking lot.

Yo momma's so fat that she pierces her ears with a harpoon

yo momma's so fat its not even funny anymore

These are hilarious... thanks for the laughs : D
Here are some of my favorite ones:

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, ” Picture continued on other side.

If you think you're up to it, check out MTV's yo momma page at http://yomomma.tv/ring/ and try battling people around the country. Show them what a real yo momma joke is really all about.

Jo momma is so fat that when her boyfriend went down on her and looked into her big gigantic fat pussy he said "damn.. damn", then she said to him "why you say damn twice?" and he says "I didn't!"


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Alright, for those who didn't get it, it's cause her twat is so big that buddy got an ECHO when he spoke.


DUhh

yo momma's so dumb she thinks your side-line threads are funny

@pshychopompDK

im still confused. maybe an illustration will help.

hey, yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!